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Today, it's my mother's birthday. She received the ultimate gift from my brother, who told her he had just been accepted into medical school. I bought her scratch-offs. She won a dollar. FML


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On 06/14/2012 at 1:42pm - misc - by bad son - United States (California)

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I would have gotten her something more sentimental. It's your mom, not your friend.

#8 - On 06/14/2012 at 4:39pm by MrRager7

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It's the thought that counts right? Well it's your mom, I'm sure she loved your gift regardless of what it was. Wish her a happy bday for me!

#3 - On 06/14/2012 at 4:38pm by lorenzoman77

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