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Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20082) - you deserved it (4596)

On 05/10/2012 at 3:14pm - misc - by Amy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Have a wank, it will feel like someone else is doing it. You may as well use this opportunity.

#2 - On 05/10/2012 at 5:11pm by SkoomaKi

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Nice one, Rocky.

#1 - On 05/10/2012 at 5:10pm by ebonyirony

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