By NotSoTypical - 29/09/2013 23:30 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom at McDonald's when my wallet fell out of my pocket. A lady reached into my stall and tried to grab it. FML
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You deserved it 2 974

NotSoTypical tells us more.

NotSoTypical 10

Hello, OP here! So you FMLers know, my wallet now goes in safe places when I use the bathroom( ie. My purse or backpack.) I was actually in the process of reaching down to pick it up when her hand appeared in my stall, from under the door. I didn't step on her hand, but thought about it. I did yell at her and report her to management, though. She has actually stolen other people's wallets, so I guess I am lucky.

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Grauncho 27

I hope you stomped on her hand.

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Comments

fishstick557 14

You've kept me at suspense OP... Did she get it??

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etoilenuit 15

This is literally what I said in my head before I read your comment.

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bethers_ 22

Op said "tried to grab it," not "grabbed it," so I think the wallet is safe. At any rate, I hope Op stepped on her fingers! :O

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calilovesneb 12

Forget stepping on her fingers, I would have pissed on her.

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jw90 18

Is she really that desperate for money? Wait..she's eating at McDonalds. Answered my own question.

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BugEatingMan 4

#34 you just made my day hahaha i could imagine the picture in my head

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immunetoinsanity 23

I would have stepped on her hand and pissed on her arm. Just me?

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Kamon97 23

Next time that happens she should just step on her fingers...

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IloveToLaugh143 21

Some people just.....just make you wonder. How the hell are you going to try and take someone's wallet? 1. You're in two seperats stalls, your hand shouldn't even be in any other stall besides yours! 2. You know someone is in the stall next to you, but you still try and take it anyway. I bet if you asked her why she did it, she would've said, "I didn't know you were in there.".....-_- If I were you I would've just shit on her hand. Imagine how fast she'd be running out her stall...

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footcheezeez 16

Stomp on the ******* hand! Crush her ****** fingers!

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asnakelovinbabe 16

..... What???? Seriously... this stupid hashtag shit.

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Llama_Face89 33

You need to reevaluate your life choices..

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Pauschinator 22

My bad. I don't even know how I did that? It was at 3:30 in the morning. I'm sorry.

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EpicJman2828 11

Welcome to our quaint little community of FML we have our regulars, our "almost there" comments, grammar nazis and a fair share of assholes. You brought that #shit in and now we invite you to get the **** out.

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SmilieAKD 20

That is one if my favorite comments of all time.

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IloveToLaugh143 21

No....just no. How does that even make sense? Like wtf?

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psyonomega 4

hashtag go **** yourself

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golden_warrior 23

It's Mcdonalds and weird ***** are bound to happen

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ileenefudge 29

Just imagine what would have happened if it had been in Walmart...

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TheCaramelKing 11

Golden_warrior, I always see you reply to a comment with negative votes and have a comment with positive votes...

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cottoncandymango 17

Damn. Thirsty people are McDonald's these days...

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SmittyKick 18

#25- woah, being "ghetto" doesn't make you like that, in fact there are people who live in the "ghetto" that are very helpful towards others. I should know because I lived there. please do not generalize people who do stupid, selfish and ignorant things as "ghetto"

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TheDrifter 23

Not everyone in the ghetto is ghetto and not all ghetto people live in the ghetto. It's just a clear and concise description of behavior that is fairly universally understood.

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narkill 13

Jesus Christ! Run,bitch,run!

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narkill 13

You are correct. PINCH IT OFF,FLUSH,THEN RUN!

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threer 30

Is the bitch part necessary?

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Grauncho 27

I hope you stomped on her hand.

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slickchrome 11

maybe she needed money for a happy meal

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