Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I'd fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Have a wank, it will feel like someone else is doing it. You may as well use this opportunity.
ebonyirony 29
Nice one, Rocky.
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Comments (98)
chouter21 10
Congrats..
maddonkey 3
Skills!
immaMonsta 8
Lmao, and I wonder how you accomplished that by trying to move your arm only a little bit?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Chuck Norris? Pfffffttttt It was Noor the Ninja. She's faster than the average ninja.
sweetbeast43 5
If it was Chuck Norris, OP wouldn't be here.
KiddNYC1O 22
Sounds like 1/10 of sleep paralysis.
JessAtta 5
I've done this before
MysticKnight 3
Cool story babe
SkoomaKi 28
Chuck Norris was beat by Bruce Lee. There's even a video to prove it... That is all.
ellabella2010 0
I hate the feeling that occurs when a body part falls asleep. And Murphy's Law would suggest that you would continually bump into every wall you pass and smack it on every imaginable surface until the tingling goes away. Good luck OP.
16meghan 6
I've done that soo many times! My lesson learned was: don't sleep on your arm:)
nofearjenshere 12
Sometimes you can't help it though. I roll around a lot in my sleep.
The_Hitdude 12
^I second that. There are times when I fall asleep on my stomach with the covers up to my neck, and then wake up in a diagonal position, on my back, with the covers at my knees. You can't help it if you're not consciously aware of it
PristinecrazyD 0
Ive done this before minus the punch in the face but my arm felt like jell-o for a long time