Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML
Today, I decided to sit on the back porch for a while to enjoy the nice weather and relax. Unfortunately, one of my neighbors was outside too, having a very loud argument with his wife for about 45 minutes. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, I had my window open while playing my Xbox when my angry neighbour came over and kicked my ass for spying on his wife in the shower. Apparently, my room is opposite their bathroom, but my TV faces the opposite way, so I wasn’t even facing the right direction to be spying. Plus, his wife is ugly. FML
Today, I heard my downstairs neighbor being beaten by her husband. I anonymously called 911, hoping to help. She must've seen me giving the cops my statement because as soon as they left, she knocked on my door and punched me square in the face while screaming, "Mind your own business bitch!" FML
Today, and since we moved on base, my neighbor’s wife has tried to have an affair with me. I got tired of it and told him. He blew smoke. I found out she’s in a cheating wife’s club, who all defend each other. She proclaimed to all our neighbors that I’m a predator and I'd attacked her. They believe her instead of my wife, who saw everything. FML
Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
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ospeth 4
Hahaha. Wave at him!
DocBastard 40
This is a better way to find out than the alternative: OP: Hi I'm your new neighbour! Man: I know. Nice pink panties you had on last night. OP: Wha...what? Man: Uh, I said nice to meet you.
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Comments (84)
ospeth 4
Hahaha. Wave at him!
Rinat_fml 26
You should make a copy of yourself using paper, wood and clothes, and make it hold a poster that says: "Shame on you, perve!"
Eiregal2 10
oh i would die if i saw someone at my window at night.
SkoomaKi 28
#20 - You would just die? Like suddenly or slowly or horribly or hysterically or happily or painfully or peacefully or awesomely or fantastically or brilliantly or epically?
Pigeon89 34
I think it's meant in a horror movie stabbing sort of way
Heinousness 0
OP, you officially have a stalker.
siickman 7
36, peeping tom? Stalker is more along the lines of following her every move (on her daily chores/activities and internet socializing)
babe7260 30
Are you kidding me???!!!
iteenlovequotes 19
so he's a peeping tom? close the curtains?
pagullarka 9
Should be proud either you or your wife are hot
mjoyn98 1
Who said OP was married? That's not even a compliment it's a violation of her privacy. And by the way, OP is a girl..
tennisrapper1 14
Wtf is your point? That had no relation to the fml whatsoever #2.
hiitisbrooke 28
I get what 2 is saying. By saying you should be proud,either you or your wife are hot, 2 is saying he doesn't know if op is a girl or a guy so if op is a girl the husband is looking at op. if op was male the husband would look at op's wife. I don't get why 2 didn't check the gender, though.
Cad6 24
Saying something like that is liking wishing to be torn by comment-eating Grammar Nazis.
smellymellyy 7
Seriously who gives a **** about grammar nazis, they blow things out of proportion on FML. 2 actually has a point so if you stopped to think about 2's comment instead of whether he used a full stop or not you might actually agree with him.
Kazakuya 3
Couldn't be that the OP never mentioned that they were married or the fact that OP is clearly a girl. No, that'd be too easy.
onedayinamsterda 14
nice!
bertman21 5
2 Is right op looks better than peeping toms own wife/girlfriend/lover/sister (if they are from the south.)
LadyGore 12
Bright side? At least you know your perverted neighbor thinks for attractive?
VictoriaSchultz 8
Or he could be straight up creepy
redmane 21
Exactly why this is an FML. Because it's creepy.
VictoriaSchultz 8
Not all FML's have to be creepy..
redmane 21
Never said that. It's just one of the reasons that this particular FML is an FML.
hiloyesno104 6
AWKARD :-/
imnormal 0
69, your number itself, is awkward.
anabls08 0
I would not be comforted by that notion :/
lalalanono 8
Tell him he's lucky she caught him and not you. Do this while repeatedly opening and closing a large, shiny pair of scissors. Or, ya know, report his peeping ass.
Dojan 16
That's a splendid idea!
DocBastard 40
This is a better way to find out than the alternative: OP: Hi I'm your new neighbour! Man: I know. Nice pink panties you had on last night. OP: Wha...what? Man: Uh, I said nice to meet you.
kooochris1995 14
Lmao!! Your comments never disappoint!
furfantasies 0
That's ******* creepy. Sue and get buckets of money.
Michele2luv 8
The good old american way, huh? . . . idiot
perdix 31
Don't blame the victim. The main fault belongs to the peeping Tom husband. The OP must be pretty hot if she can compete favorably with Internet ****. 99.9% of voyeurs have ditched peeping for the ease, quality and convenience of online wanking.
immaMonsta 8
Now that would be one of those conversations I wish I hadn't overheard. FYL for having a peeping Tom, but maybe you should close your blinds/curtains more?
bjulie1998 5
Buy blinds.
millie1267 4
It would help if you closed your window shades..
tennisrapper1 14
Ya know, IN DA BATHRUM! Ding!
SpottedZebra42 14
Wait...Wha-WHAT? What are you trying to say?
tennisrapper1 14
Lol. I don't think many people, if anyone, on FML watches nintendocaprisun on YouTube.