Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML
Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, I realized my acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of my friends in a group photo except me. FML
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
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a1f0sff 25
Oh god... Ask your mom to remove the picture!
Miguemex95 4
Mom is everyone's biggest fear on Facebook, you just never know when she's going to embarrass you.
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a1f0sff 25
Oh god... Ask your mom to remove the picture!
ClassyCommando 13
I ignored my mom's facebook request because I'M A SOULLESS BASTARD...but I followed her twitter account, because I'm a good boy.
a1f0sff 25
Still, it doesn't stop her from posting a picture with that description, even if you're not friends with her.
reenkaur 7
good lord! moms can be out of cobtrol sometimes.
reenkaur 7
*control. damn>_
Cad6 24
OP, what you have to do now is very simple: Step 1: Microsoft Paint. Step 2: Crop zit out. Step 3: Get mom's picture. Step 4: Clone zit as many times as you want. Step 5: Edit the zits onto mom's face. Step 6: Blackmail. Step 7: Problem solved.
XxDevilxXGt 26
I avoided my mom's request for about two months, an she kept bugging me about it. I was like "we live in the same house why must I add you." >.< and then she guilted me into doing it. It's ok because eventually you'll realize how dumb facebook is and never go on it again. Hopefully.
PeachesnCream88 0
Omgg thats embarrassing :( moms r all the same *sigh* ;P
samanthajonesdru 1
#46...Good one. Seriously though, it definitely produced a chuckle.
samanthajonesdru 1
#46...Good one. Seriously though, it definitely produced a chuckle.
ghostlilac 25
Poor Meg.
LolFMLnot 10
Thank God my mom doesn't have a facebook. She would kill me even if she sees me talk to guys. :s she is too strict, and i am 19!
maxamus951852 3
Omg my mom guilted me into adding her too... Now i'm scared one of my friends are gonna tag me in a photo when im at a party or something and my moms gonna see the photo.
shahroni1 3
unmature moma .
a1f0sff 25
Immature*
BarDownDaily 12
I posted a correction to 2's mistake at the same time. Now I can't think of anything relevant to say. Sorry.
ClassyCommando 13
That was disintelligent of you, 2.
Pentium_4 27
i didn't know it was possible to biff the spelling so bad on 2 basic words, impressive #2
skoob1 12
Jezus, diddnt u eva gett a Ed-you-ma-k-tion??
KeyboardWarrior 10
How does that make her immature? She's a mom. Embarrassing kids is what they do. Now go get a second grade eduction. Thanks in advance.
KiddNYC1O 22
I'm dumbhidden.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Damming must be a nice camera if the image can get that blown up... Unless of course you took a close up shot of your own zit then ydi
MrBrightside21 20
How big izit????
Miguemex95 4
Mom is everyone's biggest fear on Facebook, you just never know when she's going to embarrass you.
QueenQuay77 10
Sure glad my mom doesn't have a Facebook account.
Swedude 5
Sure glad I don't have a Facebook account.
mike3775 39
I am glad my mom doesn't use facebook except to download the pictures of the kids I post on it. If she sent me a friend request, I would deny it.
LaColombianita 26
Wow talk about embarrassing! OP ask your mom to take it off ASAP!
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Ick, I've heard of mothers overreacting on a lot of small (big? According to this FML) things, but this one takes the cake. D: FYL for sure. Keep the cameras away from her.
yahoowizard 16
As well as computers, cell phones, and contact with anyone you know who's not family
jerseyboy732 16
how did she get a picture of your zit to begin with?
notsorandomguy 18
READ. It says that it was a very zoomed in picture of his/her zit. Implying it was a blown-up image from a normal photo. Sorry to be such a rude asshole, but, seriously, read carefully before posting something stupid.
jerseyboy732 16
judging by your comments rating, tis you my friend that is the ass hole
tzhiting93 3
18 said "Sorry to be such a rude asshole" not "you're an asshole" omg read everything twice!
Ohreo 2
Not anymore #25
notsorandomguy 18
25 - I don't even know what to say to you. I tell you to read more carefully. What happens? You don't pay any attention and start spouting more bullshit. If it wasn't for the two people commenting after you, I wouldn't want to live on this planet anymore.
jerseyboy732 16
not that I'm in the mood to argue with a little immature 15 year old but seriously bro get off my dick and quit being such a troll
notsorandomguy 18
So. You make a stupid statement, I correct you, you make another stupid statement, which you should not have made if you had read my first statement, I point that out, harshly, I'll give you that, and you're out of ideas so you attack me on my age. Wow, you're such a smart and tough internet guy. I bow down and kiss your boots, and the rest of the FML community doubtlessly does the same. You're actually so intelligent, so clever and so badass that I'll hide in a corner. Careful, FMLers, we got a badass over there.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
atleast your mom didnt add all your friends and then start sharing embarrassing baby photos....damn it mom :(
reenkaur 7
cool story bro! now quit bitching & stop stealing op's thunder. this is op's fml!!!
Amarve 4
48 ~ He was just telling people that. He wasn't trying to "steal her thunder," leave him alone.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
@48 calm your nuts.
muggle_born 6
48- remain calm.
flyninja17 1
I have that same shirt.. 0.o
CaliGali 9
You can remove the tag
a1f0sff 25
The picture and the caption will remain there though, for the world to see.
deliki 11
But only to the moms friends not theirs
omgcookeys 15
55, unless op and her mom are friends and her mom selected "friends of friends" instead of just "friends"
Helenarth 6
Wow, that's so rude and disrespectful. I'd say untag yourself, and then demand she deletes the photo!