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Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

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On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

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That is so sad! I hope you complained to the manager!

#1 - On 04/03/2012 at 4:30pm by jillianmathers12

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Dude. You just sold your daughter out for pride. How hard would it have been to EXPLAIN, and make THEM feel bad?

#3 - On 04/03/2012 at 4:31pm by SHAMUS_the_WITTY

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