Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, I slept on the couch last night. Not because of an angry significant other, but because my bedroom was absolutely freezing, thanks to the wind. It was like a giant freezer. Even fully cocooning myself in blankets with a sweater on didn't work. I should get a space heater. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Go sleep on the couch or something it's not that bad!
melrose90210 10
I would have said **** it and slept on the floor or something.
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SkoomaKi 28
Go sleep on the couch or something it's not that bad!
SoccerGod234 0
On the bright side, your clean.
crimsonprodigy 15
Why couldn't he just turn on and open the oven?
crimsonprodigy 15
LOL Who the **** down votes that ^^, are people really that stupid? Ovens generate heat, my god...
musicluvr2000 11
Ya they also set fire to your house
crimsonprodigy 15
If someone is that retarded, there's no way they could ever afford one in the first place.
musicluvr2000 11
Umm no actually ovens are basic equipment that usually comes with the house and if you are commenting on OPs IQ level I think you should be checking your own
SesameSpeed 7
Sounds like you had a pretty bad day. Fyl buddy
BTSfanatic 0
-52 someone as retarded as you or?..
crimsonprodigy 15
I'm commenting on how people are so stupid as to not simply turn on the oven and let it warm up the house. Jesus 0 common sense from everyone , *facepalm*
crimsonprodigy 15
If someone is retarded enough to set fire to his own house by in oven, it would be a ******* miracle if someone like that can afford a house in the first place.
mduerden 18
You should have worked up your body temp doing all the furniture moving, can't be that bad.
SecretMe00 5
Ya and he/she could easily take another shower!!! I've been in that situation before, my mom keeps the house freezing cold.
bfsd42 20
My thoughts exactly. Op must be cold blooded if he/she doesn't warm up with half an hour of moving stuff about. Lizard man/lady maybe?
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Or they have an iron deficiency. Not that uncommon.
melrose90210 10
I would have said **** it and slept on the floor or something.
finished 10
Lol i would have said exactly the same :£
finished 10
*:)
silentbutfunny 0
I would have slept on the bed on the ground. Mwuaha!
finished 10
Yeah that would have been an option too lol
akallaan 7
Trying warmer clothes, a heater, moving around, closing windows, turning off the A/C and fans, and get a better bed. A Snuggie (cult robe) might also be what you need.
IStoleTheCookies 16
Snuggies are the bomb! I have one. Best purchase of 2011 :)
SoSickWithIt 14
My feet always stick out from the bottom.
Jamialia 5
Snuggies are ugly and evil
mgubi4568 0
YDI, you could have slept on the couch or another bed (if you have one)
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I'm sure if they had that option, it would've been done.
mgubi4568 0
Not necessarily
melibear89 7
-5 I don't think OP deserves it. If they had the option of a extra bed they would of just gone and slept in it and maybe they live with roommates and they couldn't go sleep on the couch.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Layer yourself with a bunch of clothes and then put a thick blanket over yourself.
anniekins 6
Wouldn't rearranging furniture warm you up?
john443 5
Take another shower? Or turn on the oven if you have one, that'll heat up the room.
xaer0babiix0 0
I mean, if you call setting your house on fire "warming it up", go for it.
usnwife 18
We've actually done that a few times, leave it cracked open and turned on 200 for 15-20 minutes... Our heater sucks, and as long as you stay close enough to pay attention, dont let any pets/kids in the kitchen, and don't forget about it, no problems!
MissHayleyJames 7
What exactly is wrong with turning on the oven? As long as you don't leave your house with it on and don't leave it on all day it'll be fine.
jmoreno 4
Buy a snuggie them things are hot!!!
dylanstratton 0
Yep
ICATiger 13
Burn the bed for heat and go get a new one....