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Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31741) - you deserved it (1875)

On 02/15/2012 at 6:53pm - misc - by Jedi2500 (man) - United States (Texas)

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Better u found him than the lawnmower.

#4 - On 02/16/2012 at 2:48am by dva976

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That is pretty freaky.

Okay scratch that, it's creepy as fuck. (Hope he didn't piss off someone. Hope OP didn't piss off someone and their neighbor had to pay the ultimate price.)

#3 - On 02/16/2012 at 2:45am by A100893

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