nickern
Australia
Today, I was willing to sit behind a truck doing 10km/h just to hear an interview with Robbie Williams on the radio. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
LifeLikeLemons
Phoenix, United States
Today, I got rear-ended trying to move off the road because I heard a police siren. It was the radio. FML
Mcwifi
Elmhurst, United States
Today, traffic was so bad that I was able to connect to the WiFi of a nearby McDonald's and successfully listen to a 30-minute podcast. FML
LasagnaRawks
United Kingdom
Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML
Anonymous
Warners Bay, Australia
What are the odds?
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
Username
France
Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML
Dave B
Reserved
Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML
oops
United States
Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML
lukey101
Angus! Angus!
Today, the song “Highway to Hell” played on the radio while I was driving on the highway to work, which accurately predicted how the rest of my day would pan out. FML
unemployed
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Late
Today, I drove two and a half hours to a job interview. The interviewer never showed up or called. I sat in the hotel lobby waiting for an hour and a half. Even the hotel staff said they felt sorry for me. FML
dontworrybehappy
United States
Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML
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yahoowizard 16
Please don't let me be the only one who doesn't know who Robbie Williams is
gntfmlingnow 12
I thought he was referring to Robin Williams at first
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GoWithTheFro 10
I'm guessing you have a lot of time on your hands?
Jonkbaby 23
omg i love Jumanji
gojira666 7
After reading this, my ears started to bleed for some reason
RaggleFrock 13
Because you're sat on the moon an all there is is a chalk board and an alien flew across and rubbed his shell butt down it creating the only known noise in space?
dansco 25
ROBBIE Willaims not Robin lol Was this show on the trucks radio? if not why not just pull over and then drive normally after it?!
AliCat18 12
#16 that's Robyn Williams! Robbie williams is a usless excuse for a singer! OP needs therapy and better taste in music!
skorka 5
Why not listen to it on your radio..?
Starv 6
how is this even a FML?! you surely enjoyed it, so why post it?!
yahoowizard 16
Please don't let me be the only one who doesn't know who Robbie Williams is
melonrind 8
You're not....I don't either :)
K_kanaka 26
Me three i don't know who he is.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
3. oh thank god. I appreciate you for saying that, cause I have no clue
gunmania0 12
He's an English singer, was in 'take that', went solo, and is back in 'take that'. Girls love him for some unbecoming reason.
perdix 31
Please don't tell me I'm sharing an Internet forum with at least four people who don't know how to use Google (or another search tool) to answer a simple question. Ignorance is curable, stupidity is not ;)
cBlackout 13
10 relax. Nobody really cares that much. Anyway the guy sounds like European bieber -.-
absolutegrrr 7
He's not in take that, he's left again again! And what's not to love?
lisamarie3531 0
No there's a lot of people who don't know who that is. My mom tea it and asked me
gntfmlingnow 12
I thought he was referring to Robin Williams at first
islander03 5
#10 we are incurably stupid? Just because we don't know who a European singer is? i was born in Trinidad and moved to Canada and Google or not we originally didn't know who he was hence the comment, so you really need to relax.
rojukene 3
islander03, you can start with learning the difference between the words 'ignorance' and 'stupidity' :) You might then gradually become aware of what perdix meant.
humorizer 14
Island: He's saying folks are stupid for not utilizing google. When you don't know something, just try to research it. I assumed it was Robin Williams at first, but then I decided I would read a little bit of the comments and then google it. But then I saw this thread and decided to post this message before heading to google, which I will do now.
chili10 18
I thought he was referring to Robin Williams too. I would completely understand if that was the case, Robin Williams is ******* awesome.
Grover217 0
he's a british singer from a band called take that
BibzIzBack 5
I dont
rubyliu8420 7
Who the **** reads google just to find out who a person named on fml? Perdix if u do that u have absolutely no life.
chili10 18
60, I agree, however if you don't want to take the time to google the information about the fml that you don't know you shouldn't bother commenting.
eb0ny 15
A guy at my school is called Robert Williams, but he's fat and has a moustsache.
azhang1066 12
Don't worry. I also have no clue who he is.
lil_ham1644 29
@10 I hate when people say that. I'm reading fml on my phone and in order to look it up on google, I have to close the app, go to google, go back to fml app, & find the story again. It's easier to just wait the minute it takes for someone to answer.
kendallfireHD 16
Me neither!
jojocircus19 16
He's a singer. I would know his songs if I heard them but I can't name any right now....... He kind of dresses like the joker in spandex leather
jojocircus19 16
Wait I've got it!! He only looks like that in let me entertain you. He's pretty cool
StoryOfTheYear 15
Wow, how do you move that fast by just sitting? *cough*
EduJav321 24
Sitting ON the truck?
perdix 31
Better than ending up with a "driveway moment," you know, sitting in your parking spot after you've arrived at your destination to listen to something interesting on the radio. You look like a pedophile or a narc.
SeedlessMe 13
Wow, my father does this all the time. But I'm not sure which one he looks like more since he shaved the mustache... Hmmm
girl112891 7
I do that allot. Only most of the time for music. Sometimes I sing along or just talk to myself. Usually after midnight.
fazzems 21
Use your own car radio? I'm sure it's not too hard to find the right station, so very unnecessary that seems
IThinkItsAlright 7
If you go slow, you can listen better.. That's how I interpreted it.
perdix 31
I thought it meant that she was going slow to have time to hear the interview on her own car radio, but maybe you are right -- maybe she's listening to the truck's radio. If that's the case, I feel sorry for the truck driver. He gets all excited to think he's finally got a stalker, when he's just enabling a garden-variety Robbie Williams stalker.
1crabbygirl 10
Tard
lonely_heart_89 6
Call me dorky, but I'd be doing the same thing for a Robbie Williams interview, so I really don't blame you, OP.
absolutegrrr 7
Sameeee, I saw him at wembley and he was immense!
ladyLALAA 29
I'm a secret fan, shh!
heelsanonymous 1
Robbie Williams is the singer of Angels, aka the song that Jessica Simpson has butchered before i promise you've heard it before, and if you havent then you have heard millenium, go youtube Angels at Knebworth and you will see why people love him. And number 9 girls love him because he is incredibly sexy and can sing. And european bieber???????? are you freaking kidding me??? thats like comparing gold to poop
chronick89 5
Someone's an obsessed know it all
heelsanonymous 1
Thanks lmao
cpamoi_fml 0
The guy who sung Feel or Supreme also, it's well known too. It's funny that so many people ignore who he is when he's absolutely totally famous in Europe.
lisamarie3531 0
Lmao I'v done that before. Nothing wrong with it at all.!!!
Clamcreepy 7
That's dedication. I'm sure missy Daisy would've looked like speed racer compared to you while trailing behind a truck's rear end