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By nickern - 08/02/2012 00:13 - Australia

Today, I was willing to sit behind a truck doing 10km/h just to hear an interview with Robbie Williams on the radio. FML

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By LifeLikeLemons - 14/11/2016 23:51 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got rear-ended trying to move off the road because I heard a police siren. It was the radio. FML

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By Mcwifi - 21/04/2016 17:58 - United States - Elmhurst

Today, traffic was so bad that I was able to connect to the WiFi of a nearby McDonald's and successfully listen to a 30-minute podcast. FML

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By LasagnaRawks - 14/10/2009 20:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 03:00 - Australia - Warners Bay

Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

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You deserved it 947

By Username - 27/01/2010 08:35 - France

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

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By Dave B - 25/11/2011 06:59 - Reserved

Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML

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By oops - 14/08/2014 21:54 - United States

Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML

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Angus! Angus!

By lukey101 - 17/05/2023 12:00

Today, the song “Highway to Hell” played on the radio while I was driving on the highway to work, which accurately predicted how the rest of my day would pan out. FML

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By unemployed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I drove two and a half hours to a job interview. The interviewer never showed up or called. I sat in the hotel lobby waiting for an hour and a half. Even the hotel staff said they felt sorry for me. FML

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By dontworrybehappy - 28/08/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML

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yahoowizard 16

Wednesday 8 February 2012 9:08

Please don't let me be the only one who doesn't know who Robbie Williams is

gntfmlingnow 12

Wednesday 8 February 2012 11:52

I thought he was referring to Robin Williams at first

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farkas420 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 18:40

Good on ya! That's dedication

banta98 5

Wednesday 8 February 2012 19:49

I wouldn't unless it was robin Williams

Fluhz 6

Wednesday 8 February 2012 21:10

I don't even get it.

chili10 18

Wednesday 8 February 2012 22:37

So don't even comment.

AJRENO 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 0:56

Its what you wanted, isnt it?

footballpro22 2

Thursday 9 February 2012 5:15

U went metric on our ass!

cassiem 8

Thursday 9 February 2012 8:11

who?

Not_You_Again 15

Friday 10 February 2012 4:16

Shake ur rudebox!

fmylifeforrealx3 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 3:57

time for judge judy!

kitsune3 20

Sunday 19 February 2012 6:57

...Did the concept of simply CHANGING YOUR OWN RADIO STATION not come across to you? YDI.

cantfixme36 28

Monday 3 November 2014 19:39

Well now that he's passed this makes sense

mgrazi99 13

Saturday 20 December 2014 23:51

Robbie not robin

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