Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single, and jobless. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, I played The Sims just so I'd know what it was like to live alone, own a home, and have a well-paying job that didn't slowly kill me from the inside out. It was the happiest I've been in months. FML
Today, a close friend pointed out to me how ironic it is that I make the Sim version of myself work out to lose weight, while I sit on my fat ass playing video games. FML
Today, I just realized that my Sims character has a far more stable lifestyle than what I can ever have. FML
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
Today, I spent a good hour playing a life simulation game so my character could go through the stages of pregnancy and labor, only to jealously cry for an hour because my character can successfully get pregnant and have a baby, and I can't. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, like every day, I scrolled through my social media feeds, seeing happy couples, people buying houses and landing their dream jobs. I, on the other hand, am a single 23 year-old man in a dead end job, who still lives with his parents. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, I woke up on my day off as a family man. Yesterday I played an AI game where I went back to my college days in the 2000s. I recreated those days as they were, and it brought back many memories. The problem? The game let me create the perfect girlfriend. I regret dating my now ex-wife back then more than ever. FML
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Top comments
The_Creeper_fml 8
Well then. I think you need to be more optimistic OP! You aren't single and fat! You're liberated and well endowed! Yeah. Sure. Can I get a cookie?
123josie123 11
Aww take an example of your sim, I'm sure you're being too harsh on yourself! *cyber hugs*
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Comments (115)
The_Creeper_fml 8
Well then. I think you need to be more optimistic OP! You aren't single and fat! You're liberated and well endowed! Yeah. Sure. Can I get a cookie?
The_Creeper_fml 8
Oh oh I had a think! Girl scout cookie season is coming. Step 1. Sell your house Step 1.5. Buy cookies. Step 2. Feast. Step 3. Success..
ThisIsMyReign 4
Look on the bright side OP. You're in shape, just more like a sphere. :D
lrgenesis 19
1- OP ate them all lol
helloheaven 2
Yep, if you tell yourself you aint good enough then that will come true, same for the opposite.
SoccerGod234 0
Step 1: Go on a diet Step 2: Work out Step 3: Apply for a job Step 4: Wait till you get a reply If the job you applied for declined you, then repeat step's 2, 3, 4.
UnderWaterComix 0
Op should get off her fat ass and find a job, hit the gym, and find someone to love her. People these days all ways complaining about something yet they are too lazy to fix it.
Krulin 8
@106: That's exactly what I was thinking. You don't even have to do a complete overnight change, just slowly start cutting out unhealthy food, start getting more active, and spam resumes whenever you have free time instead of sitting on your ass for days on end maxing out your stats on a video game.
jaycob11 0
Ohh man amen to that!!!!
Coffeebang 17
Same
breeY0 7
this is awful
Morgannnnuhhh 1
Agreed.
lrgenesis 19
Someone tried a little hard to be first
spazticechidna 2
I read that too fast and read it as "fat and jiggly". WTF.
cosmosis 12
WTF indeed......
123josie123 11
Aww take an example of your sim, I'm sure you're being too harsh on yourself! *cyber hugs*
Roevera 14
Her sim can be her role model.
OhzTP 7
Exactly, at least she now has some goals to strive for! :)
Jakesterk96 8
Yeah, but whatever you do, do NOT get skyrim.
cntryiscntrywide 0
My sim has twins/triplets with most the ladies in town.
123josie123 11
Same, I do that to increase the population of my town. It then backfires in the next generation or so because I can't marry them off since they're all half siblings and cousins :/ ..... Okay I'm done.
TheDrifter 24
What, your Sims town won't use Arkansas marriage rules?
cntryiscntrywide 0
Hey Not cool I'm from arkansas haha, use Mississippi or something ;p
EmilyStrauch 8
Is that sims 3? I don't think you can have twins on sims 2 which I have /:
btnhdude 0
I use to play Sims.
btnhdude 0
As a matter of fact i did.
taco_bender 12
What does that even mean?
cjwalsh86 0
It is a game called skyrim reference. The guards say they took and arrow to the knee often.
Dracoboxer357 36
46- Thank you! I figured if I waited long enough, someone would explain that over used arrow-to-the-knee reference! :p
foreveraloneXC 10
Two words: urban dictionary
angrymexican 8
I don't know why I'm mentioning this, but the guards say arrow in the knee not to the knee.
RinaVampire31 18
Either you're awkward, insecure, or just lazy. The easiest solution is pretty obvious..
fuckhaley 7
Do something with your life.
alexup24 13
play Wii or kinect. get active.
yahoowizard 16
Or play a real sport? Usually that works better
DrJesse 10
OP can go for a run or something. I mean, it's not like she has a job to go to.
titan87 0
Or just end it all
chubby_choco 17
Exactly! They make video games to get people off their ass, and then people get all pissed off when they stay fat and out of shape because they cheat the score to make themselves feel better.
Vulpes21 6
I don't think being a mathlete counts 35.
Sonalis 9
Well then get out there! Go to the gym, go on a date and break out the resume! Go after what you want OP :)