Well then. I think you need to be more optimistic OP! You aren't single and fat! You're liberated and well endowed!

Yeah. Sure. Can I get a cookie?

Oh oh I had a think!

Girl scout cookie season is coming.
Step 1.
Sell your house
Step 1.5.
Buy cookies.
Step 2.
Feast.
Step 3.
Success..

Look on the bright side OP. You're in shape, just more like a sphere. :D

1- OP ate them all lol

Yep, if you tell yourself you aint good enough then that will come true, same for the opposite.

Step 1: Go on a diet

Step 2: Work out

Step 3: Apply for a job

Step 4: Wait till you get a reply

If the job you applied for declined you, then repeat step's 2, 3, 4.

Op should get off her fat ass and find a job, hit the gym, and find someone to love her. People these days all ways complaining about something yet they are too lazy to fix it.

@106: That's exactly what I was thinking. You don't even have to do a complete overnight change, just slowly start cutting out unhealthy food, start getting more active, and spam resumes whenever you have free time instead of sitting on your ass for days on end maxing out your stats on a video game.

Ohh man amen to that!!!!

Same

this is awful

Agreed.

Someone tried a little hard to be first

I read that too fast and read it as "fat and jiggly". WTF.

WTF indeed......

Aww take an example of your sim, I'm sure you're being too harsh on yourself! *cyber hugs*

Her sim can be her role model.

Exactly, at least she now has some goals to strive for! :)

Yeah, but whatever you do, do NOT get skyrim.

My sim has twins/triplets with most the ladies in town.

Same, I do that to increase the population of my town. It then backfires in the next generation or so because I can't marry them off since they're all half siblings and cousins :/ ..... Okay I'm done.

What, your Sims town won't use Arkansas marriage rules?

Hey Not cool I'm from arkansas haha, use Mississippi or something ;p

Is that sims 3? I don't think you can have twins on sims 2 which I have /:

I use to play Sims.

Then you took an arrow to the knee?

As a matter of fact i did.

What does that even mean?

It is a game called skyrim reference. The guards say they took and arrow to the knee often.

46- Thank you! I figured if I waited long enough, someone would explain that over used arrow-to-the-knee reference! :p

Two words: urban dictionary

I don't know why I'm mentioning this, but the guards say arrow in the knee not to the knee.

Either you're awkward, insecure, or just lazy. The easiest solution is pretty obvious..

Do something with your life.

play Wii or kinect. get active.

Or play a real sport? Usually that works better

OP can go for a run or something. I mean, it's not like she has a job to go to.

Or just end it all

Exactly! They make video games to get people off their ass, and then people get all pissed off when they stay fat and out of shape because they cheat the score to make themselves feel better.

I don't think being a mathlete counts 35.

Well then get out there! Go to the gym, go on a date and break out the resume! Go after what you want OP :)