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  SoccerGod234  |  0

Step 1: Go on a diet

Step 2: Work out

Step 3: Apply for a job

Step 4: Wait till you get a reply

If the job you applied for declined you, then repeat step's 2, 3, 4.


Op should get off her fat ass and find a job, hit the gym, and find someone to love her. People these days all ways complaining about something yet they are too lazy to fix it.

  Krulin  |  8

@106: That's exactly what I was thinking. You don't even have to do a complete overnight change, just slowly start cutting out unhealthy food, start getting more active, and spam resumes whenever you have free time instead of sitting on your ass for days on end maxing out your stats on a video game.

  123josie123  |  11

Same, I do that to increase the population of my town. It then backfires in the next generation or so because I can't marry them off since they're all half siblings and cousins :/ ..... Okay I'm done.

  TorturedXeno  |  27

Then you took an arrow to the knee?

  chubby_choco  |  17

Exactly! They make video games to get people off their ass, and then people get all pissed off when they stay fat and out of shape because they cheat the score to make themselves feel better.