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Today, I got to listen while my grandma, who has dementia and therefore a poor memory, explained to me why the old man on TV was a sex god. She forgot everything once she said it. I got to listen to her explanation five times over. FML


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On 01/29/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by scared for life (woman) - United States (Florida)

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If she has dementia, change the channel. You'll get bitched at for 5 seconds, then she'll do something else. Like nap.

#1 - On 01/29/2012 at 1:37pm by NuttyMuffinMan

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At least you can talk to her, be grateful she isn't completely brain dead. But I'm sorry that does still suck.

#3 - On 01/29/2012 at 1:38pm by CanWeMicrowaveIt

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