88_OP
United Kingdom
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I just got back from a two week vacation. I live with six people and only the dog was happy to see me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML
supercharged
Sherwood Park, Canada
Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML
Lonely626
Today, while talking with a coworker, we discussed a weekend home invasion scenario. It was then that I realized my social circle is so non-existent, that my job would notice I'm gone before my friends would. FML
carr
France
Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML
taylor124
United States
Wish you were here
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Left out
Today, I saw some friends' cars at a friend's house, but thought nothing about it. Then I found pictures on Facebook of the pool party they had as a going away party for my friend, who is leaving the country for three months. I had no idea my friend was leaving, and I was the only one not invited. FML
Fuckup
Naples, United States
Today, I returned to work after a much-needed vacation. I got a lot of weird stares from my co-workers, and my boss eventually came over and told me to go home. Why? My work week starts tomorrow, not today. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Tight knit family
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
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takanuva0123 0
You call those people friends?
hannahrawrr 0
Some friends you got there.
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Comments (100)
eminarnar 0
boo
kings1fan 6
That's sad!
phapmai 6
find new friends
enonymous 9
Sooo did you bring me a Tshirt or send me a postcard?!?
LaughterofCorn 4
Perhaps they thought you were out getting groceries, and they're really really dumb.
WeemanIsBack 3
It's because your friends all went with you right!? :)
thantomaniac 0
Either that or it's just a case of mass amnesia, in which case it's really more frightening than anything else.
TheRealHouse 7
Look at the bright side OP, at least you know your not annoying or completely hated.. Just, ya know, a little boring. Plus if you get married things won't really be that much different for you. ;)
lackofhobby 2
Your friends or the people you talk to sometimes?
NastyNinja31 0
you shouldn't call the girls u stalk friends
hannahtaskey 9
This is why we have Facebook. :)
jacob4848 4
Not everyone has face book.
jacob4848 4
*Facebook
PutItIn 8
that's why we have a dislike button lol Jk
takanuva0123 0
You call those people friends?
swasticop 0
It could be OP's fault
hannahrawrr 0
Some friends you got there.
Nosrebor 8
strange phenomena.... 4 an 5's pictures are relatively the same lol
sieera00 8
yea that is funny
Payniac 11
and they also both said pretty much the same thing
ykthechild 0
Another strange phenomenon 5 and 3 have the same first 6 letters in their user name
sengirl14 5
wow, that really sucks.
rocklare18 7
I went on vacation once, I left my baby brother carlos at the airport
GuessWhatKids 13
I think you're a bit young to "smoke weed and have fun."
dearbarn 0
he's just trying to fit with the "cool" kids
rocklare18 7
totally
ShawnzieNstuff 6
That reminds me of The Hangover. Not at the table, Carlos
sxe_beast 11
If I had to live in the same state as Snookie and that noforeheaded bankrupt housewife she-demon I would want to be high all the time as well.
Just2BMe 5
time for new friends!
rlfender 3
ain't that the truth
gan4sula 2
so who did you go with? not friends?
BIEBERSLAYER 10
maybe someone took your place while you were gone so they think you were there the whole time...maybe
howslife123 0
highly doubtful