88_OP
United Kingdom
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I just got back from a two week vacation. I live with six people and only the dog was happy to see me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML
supercharged
Sherwood Park, Canada
Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML
Lonely626
Today, while talking with a coworker, we discussed a weekend home invasion scenario. It was then that I realized my social circle is so non-existent, that my job would notice I'm gone before my friends would. FML
carr
France
Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML
taylor124
United States
Wish you were here
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Left out
Today, I saw some friends' cars at a friend's house, but thought nothing about it. Then I found pictures on Facebook of the pool party they had as a going away party for my friend, who is leaving the country for three months. I had no idea my friend was leaving, and I was the only one not invited. FML
Fuckup
Naples, United States
Today, I returned to work after a much-needed vacation. I got a lot of weird stares from my co-workers, and my boss eventually came over and told me to go home. Why? My work week starts tomorrow, not today. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Tight knit family
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
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takanuva0123 0
You call those people friends?
hannahrawrr 0
Some friends you got there.
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Comments (100)
Jdeluxh 12
They probably just all had simultaneous three week long comas.
HSOMGF 5
You need new friends.
MrSexyPants 14
Not really... I can go three weeks without knowing where my friends are. If they don't tell me, or it doesn't come up in a conversation, then how am I supposed to know?
ariannaimelda 7
They just pretended you were still there to cope living without you
AtPasalacqua 9
Your picture is funny! OP, maybe it's time you found some new friends.
_NoobsRapedMe 2
Thats because they've been getting drunk having the time of their life ! Don't blame them , they're trying to be the next Kesha .
emogirlraves 0
did you have any to begin with?
8sq 13
aw. I'm sorry. and hey maybe all their phones were simaltaneously dead? ya never know
ILoveDaWorld 5
ooooowwww that kinda really sucks. great friends you got
cricketlover 0
loner much? op, you need to get better friends and become more active in your social life.
Livinia 11
Wow, that's horrible! Hopefully you can find some better friends who actually care about you.
Glitterhinoceros 14
...I remembered you were gone :)
dearbarn 0
I didn't think blondes could remember that far back haha
Glitterhinoceros 14
You sir, are an asshole.
ImaSexualTiger 6
She's not a blonde, you can clearly see her roots.