imnotacat
United States
Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
littlekellilee
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
College rules
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
ummmmEW
United States
Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML
Anonymous
Ytre Arna, Norway
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Kerlane
France
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Anonymous
United States
Grrrrrroooooooooss
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
DontSniffMyHair
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
imawesomeokay
Zapopan, Mexico
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
clips
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Gross
Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML
Nat3_2020
United States
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Top comments
stefluvsyou 4
well maybe he couldnt resist ur fuzzy soft hair :3
mattsan1992 0
it sounds like a shampoo commercial
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NellieSem 0
LOL!! that's funny. so how is this an FML?
stefluvsyou 4
well maybe he couldnt resist ur fuzzy soft hair :3
Iamnotmyself 17
suddenly he says "nice girl"
Thunderbender 2
Loreal, because you're worth it.
babyfireball77 14
STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!
WolfKing501 0
22 that reminds me of yugioh the abridge series.
littlemissFYL 5
you can stroke many things, but not my hair muddafukkah.
Iamnotmyself 17
-42 What sorts of things do you want me to stroke?
littlemissFYL 5
*47, things that you should keep in YOUR pants mann.
Iamnotmyself 17
-50 Well sorry if it was provocative! Just all off this talk about stroking..
littlemissFYL 5
*52, that hand that you're in a passionate relationship would not approve.
Iamnotmyself 17
-53 -53 We've broken up, I caught him cheating with FunnyGuy5051. I'm free!
flamegrilled123 3
was op sitting in front of lennie small?
SomeFMLPerson 0
Maybe it's Maybelline...
RCHPForLife 3
Mmmmm how beutifuly creepy
dolphincheddar 10
55. you can stroke my pussy. I meant cat pervert!
whyXD 13
Who's a good girl, who's a good girl.
Iamnotmyself 17
-110 What is with you dolphin! Now you're teasing me!!! Why!
littlemissFYL 5
*98 maybelline is makeup bro :-D
CompettiveCheer 0
Hair action is the ****** best.
DKParth13 5
34 you are really dumb fo real!!
scrapmetal58 9
Pretty. So, so pretty. And soft. Ahhh. Sir Creeps McGee.
CompettiveCheer 0
Everybody needs a little hair actionnnnn.
whyXD 13
Who's a good girl, who's a good girl.
SomeFMLPerson 0
Maybe it's Maybelline.
gynoid 0
Turn around and purr or bark
mattsan1992 0
it sounds like a shampoo commercial
ilovecookies83 0
Clearly someone's been doing the Herbal!
BeatlesObsessed 12
That's what the Axe hair gel does to you. Haven't you seen the commercials?
KayDayParade 0
was it Angela Kinsey? with some root touch up?
theten_fml 9
.... I do that all the time
MizzErikaHart 8
that horses head looks like a penis^
slitherbomb 0
Your penis looks like a penis.
KingGeorgeGal 12
Creeper Alert!
Dragon_Beast 4
Agreed.
AngryCanadian 0
I'm guessing ecstasy was involved... "Your hair... your hair is so... SOFT! How do you do that? OOH, these clothes!"
enonymous 9
more likely tripping balls You ever seen the back of a $5 bill........ ON WEED?!?
MizzErikaHart 8
$20*
WeeabooSandra 0
That's a nice everything you have there.....sssssSSS
laplander_fml 0
maybe he was blind?
DKjazz 20
Stranger danger! STRANGER DANGER!!!!
hannahtaskey 9
That's not awkward at all..
Iamnotmyself 17
It's not something my summer camp director did to me... Who am I kidding.
Mysanitywins 10
Like a boss?
daisyloo 7
No, not really.
scruffy_janitor5 1
he likes your hair, take the compliment
TheMasticater 9
Maybe they were cleaning it, you should thank them!
LolMoqz 10
Very nice sensation, eh?
allmidnighteyes 11
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Zya_fml 8
You'll get moderated pretty soon...
itzNaynay 0
Good Kitty ;)
jellybeans4833 7
OP should've started meowing lol.
itzNaynay 0
^^ win
americiato 2
hair fetischist!
freelove_fml 2
At least it wasn't pubic hair.
thatnucca 36
Since when did a bus become a zoo? Smdh!
CompettiveCheer 0
Since you came out of your moms ******.