Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
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Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML
Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML
Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML
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rabiesss 0
messed up :/
Marzee 14
FYL. I hope she is now ur ex-girlfriend.
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rabiesss 0
messed up :/
whiskuit 0
How? It's quite obvious her mother was a female dog.
sxe_beast 11
Him * And that was a very poor attempt at humor.
ColdplaySucks 18
Or just had a personality of a bitch...
YacL 15
his*
Kn0wledge123 21
I once punched someone for talking shit about a dead relative, but since doing that here would make you look bad, I'd suggest you just kick her out and dump her. I don't care how badly they got along. That's still your mother.
Epilepsy_fml 0
Knowledge. Just cause she's a girl doesn't mean she shouldn't get knocked the **** out. Some bitch talks shit about my dead mama she's gettin hit.
lindy91 4
why the **** are you people correcting 9 with him and his/ why can't there be lesbians??
YacL 15
Uhhhh... what?
braasilianx0 4
she's a cold hearted bitch. dump her. that's extremely disrespectful.
YacL 15
Them Mods removed the comment I responded to, now I look confused.
lolcanobear 2
Whadda betch.
lolcanobear 2
Referring to the gf..
dvdp112 0
fyl sorry for your loss. and the insensitivity but ydi for not doing anything about it right when it happened. if it was my mom and I heard anyone say that I would of effed their life up. instead of taking time to post it here. grow a pair but also sorry for your loss.
iLazy 0
Agree with 43 man. Insert historical figure's name here) had once dreamt of a world for women to be treated equally like men. Then the Women's Rights association and etc. was set up. They demand equal rights, and I say give it to them, especially the violence.
QwertyMcNugget 0
That's not even funny.
Angi95 3
You may not hit a woman, but you can slap a bitch. That being the girlfriend.
seanders 10
128: **** that. My dad died last year and if my girlfriend said something like that about him, she'd have a black eye and a few missing teeth.
BossDavyy 0
OP should knock her up and kick her the **** out of his life
addiizcherry 0
95- *pear
MyTwoCents_ 0
who said it is ? stupid blond dumb bitch fken ****.
ShanieceRamirez9 0
how would u like it if soneone said dat bout u!!!!!????:/
Iskaria 0
146, your profile says you are 13, but it also says you were born in '85. That would make you 25. So, which is the bullshit, or is it both?
fthislyfe 22
what she said was mean, and i guess i know why, im also a middle eastern and i know how middle eastern mothers are. they treat their son's gfs/wives like crap... but still, she shouldnt have talked about her like that...i hope u've dumped her already
smlester928 0
Agreed!!
sweetiesmiles 0
146-actually it is not pear its pair sorry but pear is a fruit
Clover2009 0
#138, and anyone else that seems to result to this with violence, it's overly hormonal idiots like you who are the reason for society being all sorts of ****** up. How about handling it like an adult and verbally confronting her instead of "knocking her out"? Idiots.
MizzErikaHart 8
f that. knock her out for real. I lost my mom 5 years ago and if I heard some1 said that now I would still do something very bad to that person. you will never kno true agony until you lose ur mom
EvilPotato 15
YDI for having a girlfriend that's a bitch.
SpeakingMyMind 0
146 - failtard
NinjaWithSwag 0
haha, nobody male or female would talk shit about my dead family member - k to the ******* o.
kamiicult 0
What are you 5?
seanders 10
183: Talk to me when your mom/dad dies. I'll say it's good cause they're an asshole/bitch. I can bet you $1,000,000 that I would be in a lot of pain when you were done with me.
princessRiRi97 0
Dump her then kill her then call her a bitch in a letter and mail her the letter straight to hell and hope the devil delivers it to her personally
Mythekos 0
-....- Ya'll say how you'd punch them and whatnot. it's called ASSAULT. Have fun in Jail if it happens. I doubt a Girl wouldn't call the Cops if you hit them.
lulututu 4
woah some people seriously meed to grow up. its messed up what she said but you don't have to hit anyone. obviously most of these people are immature and don't know how to confront someone the right way. I've talked soo bad about my fiances mom to her face but she is just honestly a bad person and my fiance never hit me for it. its called be an adult. try it sometime.
kingjames2306 0
that makes no sence why bring a child into the world that had nothing to do with this thats just stupidhe needs to leave her
moshimoshi1993 8
I lost my brother in a car accident back in 2010 and I had a similar situation with my best friend. I'm not a violent person and I believe that arguments should be talk through, but I'd never been so shocked that something so disrespectful had been said about someone deceased, that I broke her nose. You go through the pain of loosing a loved one and then have someone you thought would be there for you, be it a partner or friend, say something completely disrespectful about them and see how you react, I highly doubt the end result would be you saying "you hurt my feelings, let's hug it out"
tjv3 10
dump her ass
Epilepsy_fml 0
I was kinda jokin at first, but what I said wasn't wrong. You no what's wrong? All of your pansy asses being against violence so much. Life is full of violence and should have violence its natural and it's in our biology. Maybe you kids need to learn about the human psychi and human behavior. If something pisses you off or scares you the natural response is to hit that motha fucka in the face. **** talking. (And of course all of that was very generalized you actually want to debate human behavior go somewhere else.)
lulututu 4
well if violence is the answer I guess the cops would be the victims answer. hit whoever you want but you can go to jail.
bobbybill0519 7
ydi for having a mom (well used 2 have a mom)
seanders 10
285: Thanks for taking the heat from this violence topic, and GL with the down thumbs and harsh replies.:p P.S. You're an asshole.
DK1234567 8
wait this happened in pakistan right cause the fact that it happened it Pakistan makes me more sad I don't know why but it juts does I don't wanna loose my mommy
Epilepsy_fml 0
Typical ******* American. You think that just because it's the law and you are going to go to jail means it's wrong. You would've been a loyalist in the revolutionary war if you're that much of a conformist.
lulututu 4
really? just because I would call the cops if aome dude hit me I'm a loyalist. woah. :) you are an idiot.
lulututu 4
really? just because I would call the cops if some dude hit me I'm a loyalist. woah. :) you are an idiot.
lulututu 4
298 you obviously have some issues that you need to talk about with someone:) Get help.
sara_saturday 5
what is wrong with you?
Epilepsy_fml 0
Aight. Bitch, yeah I have issues I'm just tired of little punk bitches so against violence. I've never hit a girl and don't believe that anything could push me to the point of doing it. What you said was "if violence us the answer then the cops are the victims answer." I'm saying that just cause it's illegal doesn't mean that a person shouldn't do it. I'm not saying that murder and assault is okay. I'm saying retaliation with violence is not always wrong. It's nature, it's logical, it's ******* normal.
lulututu 4
yeah I agree but only if its in self defense. you can't go around hitting people because they hurt your feelings. get a backbone and grow upp:)
rrrmmmvvv 0
I know it's wrong for guys to hit girls but she's askin for it.
deliciouscake 3
one time, I read a story about a kid who destroyed another kid for telling him to "Get over it." when his mom died.
ribbyc80 0
what does a fruit have to do with this...
YacL 15
337- Because someone forgot what the difference between "pair" and "pear" is.
Clover2009 0
... Because threatening me over the internet is so hardcore.
indigirl 0
agreed!
Annahockeygurl16 0
I would dump her..
lendalynn 5
that's really depressing ),:
ronnilynn16 0
no, she was right actually. it's pair..
ronnilynn16 0
wtf? that is the stupidest comment ever!! and very very mean.
iTed 0
she prolly deserved it
vallovesmsch 0
Aww that sucks op! :(
ZAE06 0
that's impossible
salh 2
Intelligent? I seriously doubt that. Come to my school and you'll se how boys always pwn girls in debates and spelling bees and other acedemic competitions
salh 2
Asshole, did he say she got killed by terrorists? NO! Pakistan pretty safe cuz ive been going there every summer vacation and im still alive
Tweelock 0
It doesnt matter if the OP's mother was a bitch or not. Death is never a blessing unless it happens to someone who has intentionally killed. Dumbass.
whybother8 0
wow thats not very nice :(
Yinky_Unbanned 0
Sparta kick that bitch!
yougotapes 7
even if she did think that, should've kept it to herself...
sxe_beast 11
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Why should she keep it to herself? Anyone who thinks that is an awful person and its better that she expressed so that he can realize how horrible of a person she is. After bitch slapping her he should break up with her.
BossDavyy 0
Time for a....... PIMP SLAP!!!
Flutist 3
Yea, because that makes him look like a hero.
dude1122332 9
You're pretty
curlyhead00 0
poor kid! sorry for your loss!!
dabo_fml 0
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lackofpotatoes 0
bout time that bitch died
Silenthunter 0
I cannot believe he had the audacity to day that either.
agummere796 0
she is in complete denial
randiZ25 0
denial of what a bitch she is... maybe.. other then that, no I don't think so.
BigHoshJosh 0
you are a complete tool
smurfsarwales 9
163 because she said enjoy? I guess she meant enjoy ur day? and atleast she has a real photo unlike someone else.
Sassybq1 13
********
Eiregal 7
shes the bitch! what a horrible thing to say, im sorry for your loss
Emster689 0
yeahh I agree with you! OP should dump her ass ahha :P
iAmScrubs 19
That is some girlfriend you have there OP. She really seems to have a soul. I'm saying this with a hint of sarcasm if you can't tell.
Mjfalcon 8
I'm not taking her side, but some mothers can be very protective of their son's, and will be quite mean to the girlfriends because they don't think they are right for their son. She has the right to her own opinion, but she should support the OP through it, and not voice her opinion to her friends.
Marzee 14
FYL. I hope she is now ur ex-girlfriend.
lol_ironic_life 9
^ This!
safaeita 32
she'd better be
borkchop1992 15
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everybody hates mother in laws
Lolpizza_fml 0
but its actually his real mother! your just as bad as the girlfriend!
justabagofchips 0
not true . I love my mother in law . OP should dump that bitch !
MrSassypants 34
Also it's not the mother-in-law. They aren't married and hopefully aren going to get married.
anongrl 2
yeah, not all boyfriends/husbands mothers are bad. I love my boyfriends mother, she's like my second mother.
BigHoshJosh 0
and everyone hates you. you still need to be nice about it
shonda89 0
I love my bfs mother
borkchop1992 15
i was just joking because thats what people say a lot
cutiesoprano19 4
my bfs mom too couldn't ask for a nicer person that girl needs to learn respect for the dead
clam_hammer 0
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that's effed up haha
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
Not "haha".
A7X_LoVeee 10
Were you referring to your chest?
sematariux 7
stupid ass
smurfsarwales 9
was dat comment worth it?
iLazy 0
Perhaps your mother was conservative and disapproves of lesbians.