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Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML


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On 03/17/2011 at 5:26pm - misc - by boom - United States (Maryland)

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Speaking of Crush.

#2 - On 03/17/2011 at 7:02pm by holymolybro

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Or...........Today I finally got up the courage to ask the girl I've had a crush on for years if she needed a ride. When I dropped her back off at her house, I accidentally hit her with my car door. FML.

#13 - On 03/17/2011 at 7:24pm by teddybear334

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