By anonymous - 22/02/2011 07:07

Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML
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Same thing different taste

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if you have to fake a fall down the stairs, it's really not worth the effort. i'm sorry.

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That's a good question, I can't imagine anyone over the age of 13 throwing themselves downstairs for attention unless there was something really wrong with them.

dusty209 0

this has been on fml before. ****** twat reposted it

Prove it. If you can, PM a mod. I think I saw Alan trolling around earlier. If you can't, then shut it.

Better yet, just back your claim up by posting a link to the copied FML right here. If you can't, or don't want to, then you're sort of wasting everyone's time.

Maybe if you said something interesting and weren't so completely overdramatic she'd listen to you.

if you have to fake a fall down the stairs, it's really not worth the effort. i'm sorry.

Anon9002 0

Tell her to stop messaging you "Hi" every 30 second so you won't fall off the stairs because you're checking your phone.