anonymous
Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
misstree
Singapore
Today, I got annoyed with my mum stopping in her tracks each time she needed to reply to a text message. I tried to show her that you can walk and text at the same time. I ended up falling into a drain. FML
typical
Cheshire, United States
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Anonymous
Mon?var, Spain
Unbelievable
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Levi2411
Use your powers wisely
Today, I jokingly told my mother to "go fall down a hole" during a mock argument we always have. Not even 10 minutes later, our basement stairs gave out. When I said that, I didn't want her to break both her arms or to actually fall into a gaping hole. FML
danny
Australia
The great escape
Today, I had to pretend my phone was broken because my mom kept calling to ask if she could join my friends and me for karaoke night. FML
Diane
Toronto, Canada
Classic
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Anonymous
United States
Another non-emergency
Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML
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Airdrie, Canada
Agony
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
little_star78
Bloomfield Hills, United States
Evil child
Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Top comments
ForeverYoung1 3
I'm sorry, how old are you?
unfortunate_13 5
if you have to fake a fall down the stairs, it's really not worth the effort. i'm sorry.
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Comments (72)
lionh3art 0
Hey Einstein, why didn't you just text her??? That would've made a lot more sense.
netherflame 0
WRONG!
Jonny26 0
Ur mom must be hot
beantownrican 0
dude ur pathetic
BobOsso_fml 8
My kids' mom texts all the time when she comes over to visit the kids at my place. I usually send her a text to get off the damn phone and pay attention to her kids. Try that next time.
Daoh 0
well.... theres always a next time
xdust 4
did it work? maybe you should have texted her
heart_aussie_fml 20
Oh c'mon most of us have already experienced the whole ignorant parents thing. Just get over it, she won't listen and you'll just end up hurt.
drbieber 0
oh that sucks, sorry to hear that :(
ColdGold 6
Ugh. Sorry. I'd say that next time, try cleaning something, but she probably wouldn't notice.