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Today, I overheard my husband telling my step-dad that I have the same ability to sniff out chocolate in a house as a certain animal has to find truffles in the woods. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21370) - you deserved it (6201)

On 12/22/2010 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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you have a super power. don't let it go to your thighs..uh I mean head

#9 - On 12/22/2010 at 6:16am by insanesna1l

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lol, aw, that sounds exactly like something my boyfriend would've said about me. Don't worry, though, he probably meant it in a loving way.

#4 - On 12/22/2010 at 6:13am by catkat1988

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