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Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8757) - you deserved it (39008)

On 07/23/2010 at 7:47pm - misc - by Not So Smart (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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Oh you...you...you BITCH!

#3 - On 07/24/2010 at 3:07am by twinny_sc

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Look before you speak.
Hold your tongue for lessons to be learned.
You ignorant shitface :D

#7 - On 07/24/2010 at 3:11am by lovestrong

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