Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML
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twinny_sc 13
Oh you...you...you BITCH!
hsshae 0
that's when you jump off the 2nd floor
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Comments (129)
StevenSS 0
****** up
breanuhh 0
how can u miss a blind person with a stick asswhole!
FingerFlicksPC 7
Where did it say she had a stick
jdfml90 0
Question: What the **** is a blind person doing shopping? how do they know what they're looking for? (no joke intended) I mean seriously. Not your fault, they shouldn't have been in the store really. especiallly if it's not that evident they're blind. could control their stick better or have a guide dog!
fmlgirl829 0
omg you are a mean person how could u do that :(
Abby_normal85 0
Hey, #119, believe it or not, blind people eat just like the rest of humanity. Which means, at times, they have to acquire food....moron. Oh and OP...tough break, I've had slips like that too lol
justthinking 0
Thats ****** up.
Thrushpelt 0
You shouldn't just yell that at strangers, even if they are annoying you. That was kind of an ass move. Anyone who calls me a hypocrite and says I would do it to, actually, no I wouldn't. My mate happens to be blind, and it can offend people if you yell that. And the blind lady shouldn't have to apologise; it's not like she had nothing better to do than bump into some people. And lastly, to answer the question 'what would a blind lady be at the store for?', Of course they were shopping! *sarcasm* We all know blind people can't shop! *end sarcasm*
Thrushpelt 0
Were should be weren't. iPod auto-corrected wrong.
Thrushpelt 0
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rubina 0
being blind is no excuse. she should have enough respect for other people to be aware of her surroundings and what she is doing and behave/function accordingly. if she can't she should seriously consider having someone with her when she goes out to avoid ruining everyone else's good time.
MwahFMLS 6
Well, YDI. Learn to cope with things like that.