Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML
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twinny_sc 13
Oh you...you...you BITCH!
hsshae 0
that's when you jump off the 2nd floor
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xXshotsXx 0
So with #1
Sam_13161821 0
you people saying YDI would have done the same thing so stfu. The blind girl could have at least said sorry or something, unless she was retarded too. How do you not know you're running into another person?
irockfendergirl 0
30- YOU should stfu.... because I, and many others, WOULDN'T have done the same thing. I'm not a rude little douchebag like you and OP.
sugarbaby79 0
yu say that now. with thousands of people reading wat u post. but in real life. u rnt the saint u image urself to bee. me on the other hand sayz fukit lol idn care. iwudve done the same. how wud ihave known she was blind. (: but if Idid kno iwudnt b so rude but w.e.
Blippety 23
The fact you just called #30 and OP a "rude little douche bag" makes me think otherwise.
JohnnyHobo 0
YDI, for being so impatient. You could have just said "excuse me", or I don't know...maybe moved out of her way?!
redrovaa 0
Why would a blind person be posting an FML, again? I'm pretty sure you'd act the same. So no need to act saintly.
itz_towelie 6
its not mean, it was an accident, and blind people like being treated like everyone else, so maybe she was secretly happy
bricksta_op 0
dick head
Arsonnist 3
What if it was just some weird way to get your attention and you would have ruined that too.
Kukua 5
Okay, so maybe the OP shouldn't have been rude, but really, just because the person was blind doesn't give them the excuse to run around bouncing off people. I've never seen a blind person who wasn't perfectly capable of maneuvering around their surroundings without hitting things - that's what their canes or dogs are for. Think about it - if you were blind, would you just move forward until you ran into something before you stopped, or would you use your other senses?
PhillyFox 0
Maybe she recently became blind. Or maybe OP was behind her? Who knows. Do you honestly think blind people just look for excuses to play bumper cars with random people? OP's still a jackass.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
OP was probably shifting around, making it difficult for the blind lady to place her exact location
suppressed08 2
redrovaa, you wouldn't have turned to see what the problem is first before shouting at them?
sunooi 0
wow I love how people are so cruel in this world