Today, after 10 years of intense training, I earned a black belt in karate. When I told my mom, she asked how long it took me, then laughed and sarcastically... I agree, your life sucks 1196 I agree, your life sucks 1196 You deserved it 79 You deserved it 79 14
Australia Today, I am yet again doing two management jobs for minimum wage. Whilst drowning in paperwork, a coworker asked me asked me to "be a dear" and file and...
United Kingdom Today, my partner heard the cat about to puke and shoved her off the bed. I found this out in the morning. With my foot. FML
United Kingdom Today, I sharted. While I was naked. Standing on a new carpet in my girlfriend's bedroom. In front of my girlfriend. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
Today, I jacked off in the shower using soap with scrubbing beads in it. My penis is so chaffed, it hurts to put on pants. FML I agree, your life sucks 849 I agree, your life sucks 849 You deserved it 4591 You deserved it 4591 24
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming... I agree, your life sucks 4187 I agree, your life sucks 4187 You deserved it 290 You deserved it 290 48
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