Today, I failed my driving test because some jerk wasn’t paying attention to the red light and failed to break. Somehow, it’s my fault that I didn’t know... I agree, your life sucks 5 I agree, your life sucks 5 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0 2
Today, my landlord unexpectedly cut the water off for "boiler maintenance". I was in the middle of a huge early morning dump. It has been over an hour... I agree, your life sucks 0 I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Philippines Today, my mom's boyfriend's son stole from me again, this time it's my $4000 gaming laptop. I confronted them about it, and he ignored me as my mom yelled...
United Kingdom Today, my partner heard the cat about to puke and shoved her off the bed. I found this out in the morning. With my foot. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
Today, I jacked off in the shower using soap with scrubbing beads in it. My penis is so chaffed, it hurts to put on pants. FML I agree, your life sucks 866 I agree, your life sucks 866 You deserved it 4670 You deserved it 4670 24
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming... I agree, your life sucks 4227 I agree, your life sucks 4227 You deserved it 293 You deserved it 293 48
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