Today, I ask my mother why my second name is Margret. – Oh, I think that was one of your dad’s girls. – What girls? – That he had an affair with. FML I agree, your life sucks 6 You deserved it 3 0 Comments
Today, my biologist father had a slide show and speech prepared for my wedding. It started with “40 years ago, there was a tree here”. I thought, this... I agree, your life sucks 11 You deserved it 1 0 Comments
Today, at 26, I bought my first vibrator. I've never really masturbated before, because I've always been with a guy. I used it for the first time, and... I agree, your life sucks 45 You deserved it 39 1 Comments
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my cousin, instead of the girl who shares the same name. She liked it. FML I agree, your life sucks 162 You deserved it 344 4 Comments