Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
by Anonymous / 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
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If you play your cards right, instead of a birth you could have two funerals.
#3 - On 01/07/2010 at 3:10am by PeopleRSoDumb
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YDI for marrying your sister!
#9 - On 01/07/2010 at 3:25am by gingersnapper
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