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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML


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On 08/20/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by ihatemylife (man) - United States (Ohio)

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lol that sucks but if she's that gullible you don't want to be with her anyway. Fyl though

#4 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:05pm by Hypershadow

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LOL ... that's so dumb. Surely there would have been something that was going wrong? You wouldn't end a 4yrs relationship with something as stupid as that.

#3 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:03pm by velocraptor

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