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an unlucky man Simi Valley, United States

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Tripartita 45

So they have the same taste in women as you, and they have the same taste (or lack thereof) in men as each other. What fun!

brownwolf023 3

FYL OP. Must be a horrible feeling. at least the woman you once loved and the woman you love now found true love with each other.

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

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Threesome?

SmittyJA24 26

Nah... I'd bet against a threesome happening anytime soon....

olleekenberg 20

With two people he does not like anymore? Nope!

wonandonly 11

Yeah he's gonna win the "Threeway Belt"

redcode5 17

We need some background info on this, cuz you left us in the dark with out details on why it happened.

MagnusDeus 24

That's kind of what makes the FML interesting.

paigexox0 37

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Well..im gonna say the main reason are both women are no longer into men. And Im going to guess that maybe OP and his ex wife are/were still friends, and thats how his most recent wife met her. If that makes sense.

sweetpotato301 7

Or they're bisexual and just weren't into that particular man anymore.

PuffPastry 8

Or they fell in love with eachothers personalities, not their reproductive organs.

sweetpotato301 7

I always find it weird when people say that... being straight or gay or bi doesn't mean you fall in love with reproductive organs instead of personalities. You can't help not being attracted to a certain sex.

_Adog2645 24

16, that is honestly one of the dumbest things I have ever heard

shadypalmtree 20

#65 that's honestly one of the dumbest things I've ever heard

rockergal21 16

wow, what happened? I agree with #2, definitely need a follow-up for this one

popaulina 8

I'm gonna guess that OP has great taste in women, and that they just have the same great taste in women.

Aiden89 23

Wow OP, condolences on that one.

TheNewGuy03 29

I made the Jackie Chan "WTF" face with this. The cosmos must hate OP, because this scenario has an extremely slim chance of happening.

Tripartita 45

So they have the same taste in women as you, and they have the same taste (or lack thereof) in men as each other. What fun!

brownapple 22

I love you, man.

PrincessZelda_HR 22

You know, when you put it that way, it's pretty easy to see what happened

brownwolf023 3

FYL OP. Must be a horrible feeling. at least the woman you once loved and the woman you love now found true love with each other.

chuka81 27

Or fleeting love, doomed to fail. Still OP should try to keep his chin up and find another lesbian to love.

TheEpicKitten 20

Lesbian love isn't real love

Nerd14 9

Why would OP's exes being together make him feel better? I just can't imagine it, me personally, if my hypothetical husband left me for my ex husband or ex wife, considering if I was bisexual, I couldn't find comfort in them findind true love, if it's actually true love. I'd be too concern about my poor choice of spouses.

Zebediabolical 45

That's the single most judgmental comment I've seen in weeks. Who the **** are you to say it isn't 'real love'?

DoomedGemini 38

I wouldn't really consider it poor choices in spouses. Just unfortunately not lasting love. Honestly it's hard to say how Id feel in that situation. Hurt obviously, but seriously what are the odds of that?

xXDemonWolfXx 13

I don't see why that'd make him feel better, if wish for their relationship to be terrible and end horribly, that would make me feel better if that happened.

beararm 11

you turned two straight woman gay? **** all our lives for that one, we can't afford to lose anymore

themanontheedge 13

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i feel bad for you... but my crotch has nice blood flow from the thought... though again, sorry

bazookajoey 27

Doesn't take much for you, does it?

IamBeeZz 7

One of the sickest fmls I've read, wow

tranced_ 45

you know nothing, Jon snow.

Ohio28 3

Ross Geller?

Maat_Attack 7

I love you lol

keithsbooty 20

I came to the comment section looking for this comment.. Thank you!

jeffprobs 29

What are the chances...well it's better this way for you. I would much rather have someone leave me than pretend to be with me making the relationship a shit hole. Take this new experience, learn, and do better with the next person. All you can do in life is to try, keep it going

Miss_Whipped 43

That is, of course, if the new person never meets his ex wife and (now) current wife lol.