Today, my boyfriend freaked out at me because he found a couple of orange hairs in my bed and he knows my ex is a redhead. He also knows I have two orange cats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, my previously blond boyfriend dyed his hair dark brown and shaved his beard. When he got home, I thought he was an intruder and screamed. Now he thinks I don't love him because I didn't recognize him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
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not_your_taco 15
So that adds two more suspects to who you cheated on him with...
MissRaindrop 20
That's not just a wrong conclusion. That's trust issues and insecurity. My husbands ex is blonde. We also have a golden retriever of the same color. When I find blond hairs I automatically assume my dog was there. Thinking his ex was in our house doesn't even cross my mind.
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Comments (53)
marcranger 29
I'd hate to insult blonds by asking if he is one--stupidity is indifferent to hair color, after all.
ItsDutch 16
Idiots come in all shapes and sizes my friend..
CaptainCrow 13
I am offensive and I find this blonde
mixedsubstances 13
ofc a blond finds this offensive cuz they would be stupid enough to be offended by something so trivial
Rebles 15
@34 I am found and I offend this blonde
CaptainCrow 13
#48 I offend blondes, find me
MikaykayUnicorn 36
#53 I find blondes offend me.
Lars93 18
sounds like he thinks this is quite CAT-astrophic
liv1222 29
You should have known you'll get thumbs down for that pun...
steveo493 5
this pun made me sad
ChristinePi 36
Car hair and human hair are nothing alike. You might want to have a talk with him or break up with him if he trusts you that little.
A07 48
Ah, the classic "break up with him" comment.
littlekellilee 45
We have Devon Rex cats. Their fur is curly and looks like pubic hair. It's pretty hilarious when someone visiting finds one somewhere, like in a table.
Catdragon 40
I was unaware that cars had hair.
Atomic69 6
He got scared, and you want her to abandon him, because he got scared. you need to reevaluate the way you treat people. You wouldn't want a boyfriend of yours to abandon you, because you got scared. trust and being scared aren't mutually exclusive.
DoomedGemini 38
As others have said, he had to be pretty untrusting to immediately jump to her cheating with an ex rather than thinking its just animal fur. Animals shed a lot, after all. I think most people would jump to cat rather than "OMG SHES CHEATING".
swaglesshipster 23
If be worried if I were him too! Those fuzzy fur balls are good at winning hearts!
vreid 20
What I learned from this fml Cats > people
jet223 20
What I learned from this FML: Cats cause problems.
vreid 20
Or they help you realize your boyfriend is psycho!
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
I could see where he came from. But I'd hope after 10 seconds of thought he'd notice.
appygirlify 17
Sounds like he overreacted huh? Sorry op
Cads1 24
Do Ginger cats have souls?
ShadowlessSpear 21
Two negatives make a positive. Yes, they have souls.
not_your_taco 15
So that adds two more suspects to who you cheated on him with...
MrSassypants 34
Add Chester Cheetah to the list. He wears sunglasses so you know he's good with the ladies.
leogachi 15
It shouldn't be startling if she has orange cats.