Today, my boyfriend freaked out at me because he found a couple of orange hairs in my bed and he knows my ex is a redhead. He also knows I have two orange cats. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, my previously blond boyfriend dyed his hair dark brown and shaved his beard. When he got home, I thought he was an intruder and screamed. Now he thinks I don't love him because I didn't recognize him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
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not_your_taco 15
So that adds two more suspects to who you cheated on him with...
MissRaindrop 20
That's not just a wrong conclusion. That's trust issues and insecurity. My husbands ex is blonde. We also have a golden retriever of the same color. When I find blond hairs I automatically assume my dog was there. Thinking his ex was in our house doesn't even cross my mind.
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Comments (53)
daddysgirl243 21
the cats are secretly stealing you from him
MrConcise 35
FYL for having dated a soulless man. Not your boyfriend, your ex.
DeadHorseman 11
two orange cats... nice cover. i'll have to use that some time
Amorettex 19
Lol omg
EarlFug 19
Invite him to brush your cats. That will tell you all you need to know.
leogachi 15
Yes, I read your comment. And again, she has two orange cats. If his first thought is that a guy was in the bed rather than the cats were in the bed, their problems are much bigger than cat hair.
MissRaindrop 20
That's not just a wrong conclusion. That's trust issues and insecurity. My husbands ex is blonde. We also have a golden retriever of the same color. When I find blond hairs I automatically assume my dog was there. Thinking his ex was in our house doesn't even cross my mind.
SullenPeak8 15
I keep thinking of Garfield
heeeelp900 3
It is gingers have no soul , or gingers steal souls ? Pick one because both of them together really contradict each other.
Zebediabolical 45
Both. They have no soul of their own, but every time they steal another's they gain a freckle.
heeeelp900 3
If they steal souls then they obviously have many souls, the person who has no would be the victim of the ginger.
DoomedGemini 38
They digest them. Souls are what they eat. Trust me I have a ginger cousin who has explained :D
goodvsevil1275 20
orange pussy hairs...
worldclassrager 41
So he doesn't like you sleeping with your cats...because in the future he wouldn't want to sleep with them either...just an over reaction