Today, my boyfriend freaked out at me because he found a couple of orange hairs in my bed and he knows my ex is a redhead. He also knows I have two orange cats. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, my previously blond boyfriend dyed his hair dark brown and shaved his beard. When he got home, I thought he was an intruder and screamed. Now he thinks I don't love him because I didn't recognize him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
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not_your_taco 15
So that adds two more suspects to who you cheated on him with...
MissRaindrop 20
That's not just a wrong conclusion. That's trust issues and insecurity. My husbands ex is blonde. We also have a golden retriever of the same color. When I find blond hairs I automatically assume my dog was there. Thinking his ex was in our house doesn't even cross my mind.
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Comments (53)
Lalala579121 28
He's just jealous that you're getting more pussy than he is.
jhuny 10
So I noticed you didn't say it wasn't your ex's.... ;)
iwadasn 33
Why would it be startling? Unless she just bought the cats or he's never been to her house before, he should be used to seeing orange cat hair around her house.
leogachi 15
I will, if there's a glaringly obvious reason to not jump to that conclusion.
steveo493 5
Most people think the worst in a moments notice, not many people think of rational explanations on the spot
charliewhippet 9
But...cat hairs look nothing like human hairs.... unless you've been cheating with people whose hair is only about an inch long, I don't see how this could be confusing.
sthrnbell 9
Wow...jealous much!
seriouslygrowup 11
I don't think we have the full story here. Why would he be suspicious in the first place? Maybe he was cheated on with the redhead X? Cat hair looks nothing like human hair... so now I'm wondering who needs to "FML" ;)
lostinareverie 21
What a derp. Haha this is an example of why I'll stick by my cat and dog over a love interest.
wordygirl 11
I have an orange cat. Matter of fact his name is Orange Cat. I keep his orange azz outside so nobody can say I sleep with a soulless anything! Before anyone says anything I live in b.f.e. next to a state forest and o.j. is fixed and like most red heads he has a temper and can hold his own! lol!!