Love: Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives...

By someone - 01/04/2014 19:21 - United States - Point Pleasant

Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives in the food. Except it wasn't for a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get my clingy boyfriend to leave me the hell alone. I think I'm going to hell. FML

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By smith - 28/01/2012 03:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife made a joke about the size of my package, so figuring all's fair in love and war, I bought some laxatives to prank her with. They took a lot longer to work than I thought, and I ended up lying in bed, listening to my wife shitting her guts out in the bathroom for over an hour. FML

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Great boyfriend, part 2

By thanks a lot - 04/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML

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Revenge is sweet

By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 22:03 - Iceland - Akranes

Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

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By anonymous - 06/11/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, I finally decided to get back at my roommates for eating all my food. First thing that kept disappearing was my water, so I decided to add lots of laxatives to my water this way the first person to go to the bathroom nonstop was the culprit. I forgot I had done that when I drank some myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2015 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML

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By clashgurl8449 - 17/02/2011 08:08

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 23:15 - France

Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML

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When pranking goes too far

By Anonymous - 27/03/2021 20:01

Today, my husband has both arms broken, and I have to help him in the bathroom. Not the problem. My girlfriends and I have been pranking each other lately and it's been fun, but they decided to slip my husband slip him some laxatives so that I would have to clean him him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2019 14:00

Today, as revenge for a prank I played on him last week, my brother took things way too far and loaded my milkshake with so many chocolate laxatives, I’m now in hospital. I’ve had so much diarrhoea in the past few hours, I’m dangerously dehydrated and had to be put on a saline drip. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was at home with slight constipation, so I took two laxatives. That's when my boyfriend called me, saying his parents are in town and want to have dinner tonight, this being the first time I've met them. I've already been on the toilet five times. FML

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expectcriticism 13

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:26

if you have to go to such drastic measures then maybe you shouldn't be with him.

J215B 33

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:28

Perhaps you should just break up with him rather than do him bodily harm... Just a suggestion.

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expectcriticism 13

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:26

if you have to go to such drastic measures then maybe you shouldn't be with him.

R3TROxLOV3 32

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:45

He may be the type of guy who's so clingy, that he doesn't accept any attempt to breakup with him. I had an ex who refused to accept it. Even after I got a new boyfriend, he went and told anybody who would listen that we were still together, and that my new bf was the guy I was cheating on him with. Some people are crazy.

JMichael 25

Wednesday 2 April 2014 3:13

Don't let her lie to you guys. We are still together and madly in love. She'll realize it someday.

R3TROxLOV3 32

Wednesday 2 April 2014 3:44

#18, I wish he was that calm about it :P it only got resolved after breaking and entering, and a chat with the school administration, a police officer, and our parents.

JMichael 25

Wednesday 2 April 2014 4:13

He sounds like the crazy ex stalker type o.o. Damn I feel for you. Had to deal with that once. It got resolved when I threatened to get the police involved.

R3TROxLOV3 32

Wednesday 2 April 2014 5:45

He is. He still continued to call my house and leave letters in my locker until we graduated, but I ignored it. As long as he didn't actually come near me, I didn't really care. I have this amazing talent for finding really unhinged guys. I hate to admit it, but I'm totally that girl that's like "Oh you're emotionally damaged and you have no one to lean on? I'll be your friend!!!" And then I totally don't notice signs of craziness until it's too late. What I lack in good judgement and a sense of self-preservation, I make up for with naivety and hasty decision making.

Luluthus 41

Wednesday 2 April 2014 11:40

#13 wow, your ex is nuts. To OP, it's time to either leave him or send him to therapy. Actually, you may want to join him.

BootheGhost 6

Wednesday 2 April 2014 21:30

Desperate times call for desperate measures...

BirdieCurls 25

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:26

Well, did it work?

rabbi1010 29

Wednesday 2 April 2014 8:30

I would hope so. Unless the boyfrine dragged her into the bathroom with him.

harrypotter955 19

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:28

What if he started face timing you while he was on the toilet...

Luluthus 41

Wednesday 2 April 2014 11:44

What a lovely image you just put in my head. Thank you for that.

CurlyQute 17

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:28

Hahahahaha this is great. Some people have pissed me off enough that I've almost done this

J215B 33

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:28

Perhaps you should just break up with him rather than do him bodily harm... Just a suggestion.

ComoEsJuan 24

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:43

Or just talk to him first.

VeganVampyre 26

Wednesday 2 April 2014 12:44

11- I would assume if she's to the point of feeding him laxatives just to get some space, she's probably already tried talking to him. Also, talking to someone that clingy doesn't work. I've been there. His reaction was "why don't you want to spend time with me anymore? Don't you love me? Are you cheating on me, is that why?" There's no reasoning with guys like that, they're crazy.