Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives in the food. Except it wasn't for a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get my clingy boyfriend to leave me the hell alone. I think I'm going to hell. FML

by someone / 04/01/2014 at 3:21pm / United States (West Virginia) / Love

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  • if you have to go to such drastic measures then maybe you shouldn't be with him.

    #1 - On 04/01/2014 at 8:26pm by expectcriticism

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  • Perhaps you should just break up with him rather than do him bodily harm... Just a suggestion.

    #5 - On 04/01/2014 at 8:28pm by J215B

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