Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML
by riiiight / 01/29/2014 at 5:14pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
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He sounds like a nice young man.
#1 - On 01/29/2014 at 6:37pm by jizzwold
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That's when you walk away.
#2 - On 01/29/2014 at 6:37pm by Welshite
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