riiiight
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Warren, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML
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jizzwold 21
He sounds like a nice young man.
Welshite 39
That's when you walk away.
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binbin05_fml 11
nothing to do here
taylor21398 14
The real question is, what did you do with the bag?
Crazynocatlady 22
Dafuq?!
Crazynocatlady 22
Has it really been that long for you op? But more importantly, HOW DOES HE KNOW?!
cchuckcloninger 5
First and last?
NeneWilliams 8
"Yes. I just had Spider-Man's babies last week." Should have been your response.
skyeyez9 24
I am thinking he said that to make it so awkward that you would leave, as an indirect way of saying he wasn't interested? That way it wouldnt make it like he was rude for leaving first?
aynaj 6
This reminds me of MTVs disaster date
perdix 29
Smile and say, "Yes! So, that brings up two questions for you: 1, do you do *********** for hours and 2, can you grow a big mustache?"
sailorarctic 22
someone's been watching too much hentai
Omniprism 14
I wonder if he did that on purpose. I mean who asks someone that. We'll good riddance and good luck on the next date.