riiiight
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Warren, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML
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jizzwold 21
He sounds like a nice young man.
Welshite 39
That's when you walk away.
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Looneytune31 4
Hahaha wtf?!
BarbieBlanca 10
oh, how classy.
Blueocean7 19
Ask him if he knows what it's like to put his penis into a ****** with teeth.
LennyComa 39
That's no cause for concern.....However if his second question was "Would you like to" then there is a problem
xadoringx 29
Run away!!! Lol
worthlessACfan 11
interesting question ^~^
wellyouknow 9
Run. Run so far. Then stop and buy bug repellent , then run some more. Sorry this happened to you honey, aren't blind dates just brutal?
Saige_xo 9
That Sounds Like Something From A Scary Movie. ._.
redpiano82991 1
It sounds to me like this question is coming from a place of concern. You should be so lucky to have such a nice young man. Shame on you!
orsombre_fml 11
Did he try on his ******? No? Why should you try then?