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Joe Smooth

Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML

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jizzwold 21

He sounds like a nice young man.

Welshite 39

That's when you walk away.

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anthony99 14

So don't leave us hanging, what does it feel like?

jimbo365xlm 3

ACKWARD AND DISTURBING!!! Lmao

Fr0gs 15

Mhk. Seems legit

Fangirlhello 8

I've been asked that exact question before :S

Psyk_fml 11

That then brings up the reciprocal question, does HE know how it feels to have spiders crawl out his dick? I mean, really, at that point it's a pretty legit question.

Sniper_Chick4110 20

Sounds like he was asking about the possibility of cobwebs down there?

NutMegGriffin 3

you should've replied by saying "do you?" lmao

bluestar_fml 12

That's when it's time to peace the **** out.

jeriaslovesyou 16

Now that's boyfriend material right there. What happened next?