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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

67%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

12%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

26%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

15%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

2%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

5%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

75%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

29%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

20%

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Hogman500's favorite FMLs

Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Spooprfailed - / Tuesday 8 April 2014 05:32 / Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my plans for having sex with my girlfriend were thwarted for the sixth time in a row by my own mother. I found out later that she's been reading my texts so she knew when to drop by and ruin everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MM / Tuesday 21 January 2014 23:26 / United States - Saco

Today, my car was found with a smashed window and a torn-apart steering column, in order to hot-wire it. The thief didn't get away with my car, though. The engine was in the garage, where I've been working on it for two days. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By minauto / Thursday 27 February 2014 23:58 / United States - San Antonio

Today, my boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested and fire everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only my boss, two coworkers and I remain. I now have four times my normal workload and am seriously thinking maybe I should've said "Yes" to drugs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bringthemback - / Saturday 29 March 2014 10:34 / United States - Columbia

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - / Monday 3 March 2014 22:35 / United States - Los Angeles

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hogman500

The Mixer

Night owl

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Mobility

Up and coming moderator

Consolation prize

50 favorites

One more and it's business time

Santa Claus

A new thumb

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

50 quality comments

YDI Master

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Judgmental

I agree, my mouse works.

100 kick-ass comments