riiiight
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Warren, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML
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jizzwold 21
He sounds like a nice young man.
Welshite 40
That's when you walk away.
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triplebeerox 27
Well, what was your answer?
iLike2Teabag 27
"Kinda like a penis, but with more legs"
buckdharma 38
like a Daddy Long Legs?
Oh_Really21 3
#78 I now have an image in my head of a spider crawling out of a ****** and then a tiny voice saying "who's your daddy?" lol
speakersboom 19
I can't tell if that visual just ruined my day, or made my day....
thtperson 13
Valid question
PatandIsabella 4
Is that his unique way of asking if you're still a virgin? He seems like a special kind of boy >•
southern_momma 7
that is a good point. my sister mockingly asks me if I have cobwebs in mine. (considering how long its been since it has had a "visitor"...)
speakersboom 19
spiders makes cobwebs...O.o you must have the answer!
jsp16 24
Did he just come out of the mental institution?
Steve95401 49
I think he rode to the date on the "short bus".
speakersboom 19
Singing "the itsy bitsy spider went up her water spout"?
graceinsheepwear 34
Now THAT'S a web of intrigue right there, albeit tangled and twisted...
leary96 15
I think you found a keeper
kdenn 2
That is terrifying
1tsmenoah 20
He probably likes ladies who give birth to spiders.
TXFernwoods 26
Ask him if he knows what it feels like to have a ***** shoved down his urethra
kayteakay 26
Run, bro.