riiiight
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Warren, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML
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jizzwold 21
He sounds like a nice young man.
Welshite 39
That's when you walk away.
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stoych 19
Creepy guy. Would have made my excuses and hot footed it outta there! On the other hand, maybe he was really nervous and just said the first thing that came into his head? (Although why that subject was there I don't know)!
buckdharma 37
There was a young lady who opened his fly. I don't know why she opened his fly, Perhaps he pried. There was a young lady who allowed his spider, That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her. She allowed the spider, out of his fly. But I don't know why she opened his fly. Perhaps she'll lie.
Futacy 29
The creepiness of your profile pic matches the creepiness of your comment
leo812 11
freak.... i hope you forget he existed thats just weird.
143amandaott 10
WTF!
Bilbo_Swaggins 5
Well do you?
worldclassrager 39
Crabs I know...but spiders I have no clue...
JMichael 25
Should of said nope but I know how a guinea pig feels!
brianlarkin 7
He's a keeper
mattrd_fml 31
Sounds like a winner!
awilliams44 9
he's a freak..