riiiight
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Warren, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML
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jizzwold 21
He sounds like a nice young man.
Welshite 39
That's when you walk away.
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Comments (99)
taylor21398 14
You then ask .." do you know what it is like to have your date crawl out the bathroom window*.
Looneytune31 4
Haha that was...that was good
iThinkThatsFunny 4
Sounds like he is implying his opinion of you being a virgin for life xD or maybe he's wondering if you are a virgin or not. Either way, this FML is hilarious !
Ksweety_fml 27
Well, do you?.......... Hahaha... Just kidding. He's weird.
howlingwolf89 16
#freak
happyfingers 15
That's weird... And.. Random... o.O
dpsvegas 4
Does he know what it feels like??
KittenSandwich 9
He sounds like a creep! I'd get away very fast.
Koleckai 16
This is why so many first dates are also the last date.
cappellaaa 23
wtf is wrong with people these days...?
windgrabberhk12 6
What an...interesting guy O.o