riiiight
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Warren, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML
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jizzwold 21
He sounds like a nice young man.
Welshite 39
That's when you walk away.
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Comments (99)
Godsofdracos 15
I bet he was just checking to see of it was Hilary Clinton in disguise. Anything could hide in that cavern.
Psyker_Girl 13
That's an image I can never unsee.
therealjc_fml 14
Did you just say yes to see his reaction?
martin8337 35
Ewwwww
thecrazymancan 17
I can't put my finger on it, but there is something about this guy that I kind of like. Does that make me a bad person? I mean, that sounds like the kind of thing I would do just to see someone's reaction.
orsombre_fml 11
I am sure OP can set up for you a date with this guy.
creepyclowntown 10
is that his way of saying you seem not to have been laid in awhile?
Dave_Davington 33
I hate it when that happens.
Rewan_fml 12
I'm guessing the answer was no?
papayeya 18
loool
FML_Elle 17
Run while you still can!