riiiight
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Warren, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML
Top comments
jizzwold 21
He sounds like a nice young man.
Welshite 39
That's when you walk away.
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Comments (99)
Michael2687 9
WTF?!?!?!?!?!
MrsSoulEvans 9
Eww eww ewww that is just not right
grritsshay 18
It's not an attic full of cobwebs, it's a ******. Someone needs to either get a better sense of humor or go back to sex Ed.
jds91_fml 7
..... do you?
lifecanbeabiatch 6
Always get the important questions out in the open straight away!
RoyalJoker4 15
Run just run
withered 30
Did you tell him "Yes. It happens every 9 months after I am in heat".
chopherdwn 2
Just don’t believe it. They say anything for clout
xaddrus 17
i hope his next question wasn’t “do you want to?”