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Today, I askd my grlfriend's dad for permission to take er and in marriage. He said no, cuz e doesn't want er marrying a "sexist idioto treats er like property",ic e tinks asking permission amounts to, ten told me to grow up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49100) - you deserved it (10035)

On 01/19/2014 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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Asking the father is normally seen as respecting their views, her dad is delusional

#1 - On 01/19/2014 at 7:42pm by tomwantssnow

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If she truly loves you she shouldn't care what her parents think. As long as you are an honest nice guy.

#2 - On 01/19/2014 at 7:42pm by P_M95

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