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Today, my grlfriend decidd to wake me up from a nap by kissing me!! I startd kissing her back passionately, when she slappd me!! Apparently, kissing her back automatically without ( confrming her identity ) count as cheating!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60328) - you deserved it (4088)

On 05/26/2013 at 8:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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So you cheated on her with her? Oh ok that makes sense

#2 - On 05/27/2013 at 2:51am by drayloon

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Well lock the door in case she does.

#4 - On 05/27/2013 at 2:51am by Cheeley

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