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Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML

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On 04/10/2013 at 6:17pm - love - by drama king? (man) - United States (Missouri)

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Well she sounds lovely.

#2 - On 04/11/2013 at 2:15am by SelenaMilkshake

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Perfect opportunity to embarrass the hell out of her. Or you can just troll her and post a picture of you kissing your boyfriend with the caption "You turned me gay."

#14 - On 04/11/2013 at 2:24am by EpicSquishii

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