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Today, my girlfriend left me because our "political views don't match" when I told her we needed to share house chores now that we live together. I know, I'm lost too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34091) - you deserved it (2756)

On 03/19/2013 at 10:08pm - love - by dca101 (man) - United States

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You're asking wayyy too much of her, OP.

#1 - On 03/20/2013 at 4:15am by shyeahh

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Better off without someone that lazy, sorry to hear though

#5 - On 03/20/2013 at 4:15am by Albanic

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