Today, my girlfriend left me because our "political views don't match" when I told her we needed to share house chores now that we live together. I know, I'm lost too. FML
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Today, my boyfriend left me. He said he can’t be with someone who agrees with their parents politically. My parents are liberals, and I happen to have done my own independent research, and still agree with them. FML
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Today, my girlfriend left me. When she moved out, she even took the light bulbs with her. FML
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shyeahh_fml 19
You're asking wayyy too much of her, OP.
KingDead 18
What kind of fool are you... That is clearly sarcasm. Hence the exaggeration on 'wayyy'.
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Comments (67)
buckdharma 37
She must be a Conservative.
lmaouloser 5
She's an anti-socialist.
karlcolt45 19
oh yes “Comrade O.P." let's share responsibilities, wanna paint the house red next?
GrinchFu1 27
Makes perfect sense to me... Unless she doesn't make more money than you. If you make more money than her then I'm lost too!
morella_xx 29
What does money have to do with it? They're two presumably able-bodied people sharing a house. They can both take care of cleaning it.
Dadvocate 5
WTF are you talkin about?
candiicane 12
A lot of people decide who does the bulk of the housework by who makes more money (if they both work equal hours). There's other factors too such as shifts, commute, etc but it's the breadwinner effect.
GrinchFu1 27
It's a political joke, people! Did you not read the original post!?! I'm taking a jab at democrat/republican politics. If the OP's girlfriend makes more money than him, the republican stance would be that because she makes the bulk of the money and therefor likely covers a majority of the financial issues in the house, she shouldn't have to share in the work. It makes perfect sense to me!
KingDead 18
She was probably just getting fed up with you.. And it all came out during the smallest thing.. Whilst in her head thinking about your values and morals perhaps. FYL.
Dadvocate 5
Agreed. OR she doesn't know the meaning of political.
ileenefudge 29
What do household chores have to do with political views? If she is really that lazy than its better to find someone who won't expect you to do every little thing for them because of laziness.
Mr25_fml 14
She gives "dirty girl" a different meaning.
In_some_bullshit 13
Yeah, there is; dirty girl, cus she is a mess from doing, the womanly duties, of Cleaning The House! Then there is just Nasty Dirty girl because she does not clean... FYL OP -Dirty Girl by Atmosphere. Great Song.
junkman6 22
Well this is obvious I can't believe you all missed it. She's a princess and asking princesses to do anything is against the rules of being around a princess. Therefore, your political views are opposed to hers. Come on man follow the loony bin logic!
LennyComa 39
Wha? Dude you should be happy that that Lazy-Dumbass Bimbo is out your life.
simsgirlgem 25
See this as a good thing OP imagine if you had waited to marry her before living with her she might have divorced you causing financial problems for you
perdix 29
She's calling you a Communist. She's a free-market capitalist and believes the "invisible hand" will do her share of the housework. The "invisible hand" is lazy as shit and you'll end up doing all the chores for free.
Ryan8878 21
Brought me back to Colbert's congressional address. "Apparently even the invisible hand doesn't like to pick beans" or do its fair share.