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Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27336) - you deserved it (12905)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

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What did you expect from a muggle?

#2 - On 12/17/2012 at 3:01am by fenixtorador1

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This is beyond adorable... I'd have kissed you, OP!

#1 - On 12/17/2012 at 3:01am by SheblehGee

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