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Today, dressed in my sexiest nightie, I asked my boyfriend in the most sensual voice possible what he'd like me do to for him tonight. His eyed widened, he started clapping wildly and then shrieked, "SPAGHETTI CARBONARA!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18584) - you deserved it (3108) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/01/2012 at 7:48am - love - by Anonymous - France (Picardie)

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Damn he likes spaghetti...

#1 - On 11/01/2012 at 1:36pm by Mordakai420

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Well, he can get sex anytime, how often do you cook for him? He's gotta take this opportunity.

#3 - On 11/01/2012 at 1:38pm by jamalamadingdong

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